I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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