is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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