In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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