Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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