i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
she peed on how many people?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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