Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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