i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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