Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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