So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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