your room smells of hookers.
And success
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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