Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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