I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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