so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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