Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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