I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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