The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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