just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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