No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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