if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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