Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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