your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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