So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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