I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My pussy is not your playground.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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