Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Do vagina's smell?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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