But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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