Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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