i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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