So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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