I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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