One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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