my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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