dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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