The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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