So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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