all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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