do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Will exercising make me less horny?
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