During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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