i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
