I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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