Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
