Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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