I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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