That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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