Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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