Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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