You're so nebulous sometimes
i just google imaged poop.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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