Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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