Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize