doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
