You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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