I want to stick my p in your. b.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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