some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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