I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize