yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
And then he peed in my hair
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