Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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