Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He has the fingertips of a God
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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