that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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