what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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