i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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